{"product_id":"sh-t-show-on-the-clock-heavyweight-edition-hoodie","title":"Sh!t Show On The Clock — Heavyweight Edition Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 20px;padding:16px;border:1px solid #3a3a3a;border-radius:12px;background:#191919;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:0.08em;font-size:12px;color:#ffffff;\"\u003eCHOOSE YOUR GARMENT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/clockoutgear.com\/products\/sh-t-show-on-the-clock-hoodie\" style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 8px 8px 0;padding:10px 18px;border:1px solid #777777;border-radius:999px;color:#ffffff;text-decoration:none;font-weight:600;\"\u003eCLASSIC — $49.95\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 0 8px;padding:10px 18px;border-radius:999px;background:#c1121f;color:#ffffff;font-weight:700;\"\u003eHEAVYWEIGHT — $69.95 ✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 0;font-size:13px;color:#bbbbbb;\"\u003eSame Sh!t Show On The Clock. Two builds: the Classic 8 oz heavy-blend, or this 10 oz premium fleece — thicker, warmer, made for winter shifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSAME SH!T SHOW. HEAVIER ARMOR.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sh!t Show On The Clock, rebuilt on a true heavyweight blank. The Classic runs 8 oz — this one is 10 oz of dense 3-end fleece (339 GSM) with a 100% cotton face and a fleece-lined hood, in a relaxed, generous fit that holds its shape through the whole shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnother call, another story nobody back home would believe. Coffee first, questions later. Built for the cold side of the year: the 3am break outside, the frozen parking lot at clock-out, the post that never warms up. You know the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e and shipped by our production partner — printed when you order, no warehouse, no waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted front design: the full Sh!t Show On The Clock artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex Heavyweight Hooded Sweatshirt (Independent Trading Co. IND4000)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10 oz\/yd² (339 GSM) 3-end fleece — 70% ring-spun cotton \/ 30% polyester, 100% cotton face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFleece-lined hood with nickel eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband, split-stitch double-needle seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, generous fit — NOT slim or fitted; size up for layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Charcoal Solid only — no Navy (sizes S–2XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$69.95 — or $52.46 with code CLOCKOUT25.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer the original? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/clockoutgear.com\/products\/sh-t-show-on-the-clock-hoodie\"\u003eShop the Classic edition\u003c\/a\u003e — same design on our 8 oz heavy-blend hoodie, $49.95.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWORK HARD. CLOCK OUT.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clockout Gear","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44453395464255,"sku":"4099576_48757","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44453395497023,"sku":"4099576_48770","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44453395529791,"sku":"4099576_48783","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44453395562559,"sku":"4099576_48796","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44453395595327,"sku":"4099576_48809","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Solid \/ S","offer_id":44453395628095,"sku":"4099576_48760","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Solid \/ M","offer_id":44453395660863,"sku":"4099576_48773","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Solid \/ L","offer_id":44453395693631,"sku":"4099576_48786","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Solid \/ XL","offer_id":44453395726399,"sku":"4099576_48799","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal Solid \/ 2XL","offer_id":44453395759167,"sku":"4099576_48812","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0691\/1613\/3439\/files\/C2DAB11F-FDB4-427F-A65F-C0308F071798-photo-B1476239-BAD2-49E4-AD54-98A38958C614.jpg?v=1794047914","url":"https:\/\/clockoutgear.com\/products\/sh-t-show-on-the-clock-heavyweight-edition-hoodie","provider":"Clockout Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}